Dolmenwood: A Night in the Common Room

This little random table popped into my mind upon awakening this morning. It will be featured in a future issue of Wormskin.

What occurs during a night spent in the inn's common room?

1. Embarrassingly erotic dreams
2. Leaky roof
3. Exposure to an intestinal or skin disease (make a CON check)
4. Attempted, drunken cuddling
5. Early risers disappear in the wee hours
6. Boar-like snoring
7. Discover an unusual item left behind by a previous guest
8. Attempted theft (WIS check to notice, thieves or rogues get a +4 bonus)
9. Mouse infestation (1 in 6 chance of one taking up residence in a PC's pack)
10. Awful stench: stale sweat
11. Loud, drunken latecomers
12. Overhear whispered scheming
13. Incessant flatulence
14. Bed collapses during the night
15. Somnambulist wanderings
16. Blanket theft
17. Coughing and sneezing (make a CON check to avoid getting ill)
18. Unsettling sleep-speech
19. Nocturnal search by local militia
20. Bedbugs or lice
21. Loud, raucous singing
22. Furtive sexual union
23. Tickled by ants or spiders
24. Midnight brawl
25. Camaraderie throughout the night
26. Odd nighttime vigil
27. Horse-like snoring
28. Awful stench: urine
29. Rats or cockroaches
30. Flagrant masturbation