From the Vats: Design a Monster Contest

The time has come. The vat-grown must be unleashed. Only YOU can decide the fate which awaits an unsuspecting world. With two dice, a pencil, and an eraser... no, wait, wrong blurb.

What I'm after:

• The weirdest freaks of nature you can dream up in your vivimantic laboratory.
• Statted up for Labyrinth Lord.
• Ready and willing to meet the world in the form of an Open Game Content free publication to be entitled "From the Vats".

For your inspiration and reference:

• The Complete Vivimancer.
• Theorems & Thaumaturgy.

I said this was a contest, what are the prizes?

• A print copy of Theorems & Thaumaturgy. (Or negotiably something else if you already have that.)
• A print copy of the first issue of my forthcoming zine, "Wizardzine!".
• A special tome of spells, created by me on a topic of your choosing. (This could be fun!) It might be all funky and hand illustrated or something like that.

The winner to be decided by a means of my own choosing. Most likely purely aesthetic preference.

Get em in by Sunday the 3rd of August and I shall compile and judge. (Contact details in the right-hand sidebar of the blog.)