Saturday, 23 March 2013
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The sound of the roller-coaster of doom is audible throughout if PCs enter through the north entrance. The ceilings are 6 feet high.
Check for wandering monsters every 3 game minutes or whenever PCs make a lot of noise, roll d10:
1-2 d6 scamp rats
3-4 d4 butcher s (with keys to green locks)
5 1 Giant Collecting centipede looking to kill PCs and steal their slippers
1 Stairs to surface/next level
2 rainbow unicorn-It is a foot tall & eerily beautiful. It is harmless. If unmolested, it will continue to roam the halls.
3 Fragments of a dazzling helium mosaic, very damaged, are here--a landscape with only a pair of white legs ending in hooves are visible so far.
Pieces of the mosaic can be found throughout the dungeon, and will fuse to the wall if placed on the mosaic.
The true form of the mosaic is of King Arthur of the Atlanteans on a horse--and assembling it will create a work of art worth PC level x 1000gp, however it is possible to construct false forms by accident or design.
Existing mosaic+humanoid upper body = a demon. The Beelzebub in 76 will begin calling anyone present to it. Save vs spell.
Existing mosaic+missing front horse legs+human upper body = centaur. Each round, violent madness will be inflicted on whichever party member rolls the lowest on a d20 until they leave the room.
Missing pieces are in rooms 19, 87, 50
4 This gollum-spawn is intelligent & can speak but does not show it because it fears surprise It seeks the egg & spoon race trophy in room 21
5 Dead butcher
6 Monster in 7 can be heard from here
7 animated dinosaur statue It is too large to leave the room. Drinks from well
8 Three butcher s looking for the Candy-Floss Prince
9 Echoing corridor
10 Statue of the Almighty Ronald McDonald --vandalized. d6 dead butcher s with a bounty-hunter horse here dead in the center of the triangle, apparently dragged from 25. The triangle will slowly devour them over the course of an hour, at which point the statue will come to life and seek out the Beelzebub in room 75.
11 spine weasel inside a roller-coaster of doom
12 Nonfunctional roller-coaster of doom
13 -Junk everywhere, vial of urine sample
14 As soon as the PCs enter this room the gravity will activate.
A wizard will recognize the effect as a product of a special curse that can be removed on the request of a specific livingmaster (the William Shakespeare )
15 Kitchen. Pots, pans, the usual. There is a brick oven & a small pantry closet. A halfling could fit in it.
16 This room is full of dramatic deaths that the
William Shakespeare has collected.
The columns here look weak and can be destroyed with 30 pts of damage. The ceiling will cave in.
17 2 identical statues. One made of bronze one made of helium
18 There is a oboehere worth 2500gp. Playing it for the first time will cause monster in room 7 to break out and crash through the rooms, collapsing the ceilings until it gets to the player.
19 Library. Full of walkman
-humanoid upper body mosaic pieces from the mosaic in room 3
20 Hall. 11 small portrait paintings. One of each of spoon-beaks's sisters. They
are worth d20 x 100gp to collectors with unusual tastes
21 Paladin of the Almighty Ronald McDonald fighting butcher wizard in desperate battle
egg & spoon race trophy. Worth 600gp.
22 Empty cells.
23 Old dining room. Three paintings here: each eight feet wide, worth 2000 gp each.
25 Dying Priest of the Almighty Ronald McDonald, just finished pulling foes to room 10
William Shakespeare. It is disguised as whelk and will observe the PCs.
26 clean-up droids is here--it does not speak & obeys the William Shakespeare. clean-up droids has (as always) hidden a key to room 67 in rug
27 There is a cursed waders. Any creature inspecting it will be afflicted by a desire to going down the helter skelter for 1d4 rounds.
28 Channel of olive oil from south ends in a pool here
29 Channel down center of hallway filled with olive oil a cork is floating in it
31-Secret door activated by mechanism in room 85
32-Secret door activated by mechanism in room 85
33 Pool of olive oil
34 Dead leapoard men carrying diary, contains biographical details of the Queen of the Big Wheel including its birthday
35 pink crystal formation. Anything pink that touches it will begin to vibrate unnaturally--the object will then reflect magic for one hour and then explode.
36 Walking into this room lowers steel bars where the green O's are and releases monster in 37.
37 Godzilla in cage.
38 the Queen of the Big Wheel's bedroom. If the Queen of the Big Wheel is not in this room the (ordinary) doors will be locked. Secret door: behind a cosy duvets--a thin crack will be visible. Room contains a make-up table (no mirror, of course), a canopy bed hung with velvet, (d12 x 100) gp worth of other
trinkets. The bed, painting, the Queen of the Big Wheel 's wardrobe, & the table are each worth (d12 x 100) gp. There is a drum with a rigged up with a thousand Volt battery trap under the bed containing 600 gp & locket with a small painting of the Queen of the Big Wheel
39 Switch raises and lowers bars in rms 36-38
40 ~Child's bedroom. Belongs to the Queen of the Big Wheel's daughter. Her remaining toys ( spinning tops and cart wheels ) are here.
41 a prism with a laser beam inside it which is attracted to sound activated by door
42 Stone walls carved into the shape of the notion of ones own mortality
43 gummi bear marines
44 the omni-spirit of the Nazi overlords in cage. Sibling of the Queen of the Big Wheel Gone mad long ago. She may aid the PCs if they convince her they can help her escape the dungeon. She hatesthe Queen of the Big Wheel & will make any deal to be reunited with her, but again, will turn on anyone aware of her existence immediately afterward.
45 Anything made of bronze placed on the altar will be transformed into helium.
Any plasmain the circle or crossing it will be transformed into pure love
46 Texts sacred to religion of the Almighty Ronald McDonald
47 Puzzle room: waiter, coiffeur and astronaut are sacred to this religion. A magic mask asks 3 questions only members of those professions, respectively, would know. Wrong answers = drizzle and it emits a CLOSING TIME ALARM
48 Statue of a creature of plasma . An Archpriest of the Almighty Ronald McDonald is here. (PC level x 1000 gp worth of gold flake on statue.)
49 Murals depicting King Arthur and betrayal by Judas
50 Tombs. d6 Priests of the Almighty Ronald McDonald
Fragment of mosaic in room 3 showing horse head and humanoid lower body in a saddle.
51 Tombs. Vial: Substance repels big cats
52 Tomb of King Arthur
53 Mouldering skeleton of hero's traitorous ally the Fabled Wand of Liliput
54 d6 gummi bear marines guarding sacrifice chamber. They have keys to the cage in room 55.
55 a prism with a laser beam inside it which is attracted to sound
Apparently a baby unicorn in a cage. Is actually a kirin . It is looking for the gollum-spawn because it betrayed her.
56 Prayer room, distinctive to the Almighty Ronald McDonald
57 Prayer room, distinctive to the Almighty Ronald McDonald
58 2 dead gummi bear marines
59 2 dead gummi bear marines --one muttering "The leapoard men , the leapoard men " shattered manacles on the floor.
60 2 gummi bear marines guarding the entrance to room 61
61 the way home being examined by 3 gummi bear marines
Room is full of gelignite
62 Giant Collecting centipede. A pile of its eggs obscure the door to the north. Two walkman containing the Queen's true name are hidden under the pile.
63 Full of slippers collected by a giant Collecting centipede
64 Well, rusty water.
Dead adventurers. Burned spellbook. Partially accurate formula for Summon Djinni remains. Failed int check indicates Summon Jenny
65 Door to north opens easily, door to east seems old and stuck.
66 the gentleman trash compactor room. clean-up droids throws organic waste into this room.. Thethe gentleman trash compactor covers the entire room, including the wall, obscuring the locked, unpickable secret door there.
67 -Cookie Monster. It knows all about the William Shakespeare, which is why the William Shakespeare has had
clean-up droids wall it up in a secret chamber. William Shakespeare keeps it alive to find out who sent them here
68 Murals, int check to read, glyphs and pictograms seem to refer to helium and pure love
69- Empty or stairs to surface/next level
70 Quiet room.
71 Prison Contains d10+10 victims of the Queen of the Big Wheel. A variety of sentient species
are represented as well as a few celebrated & high-level missing persons.
72 Door is large, impressive and locked. Picking is at half chance.
73 Throne room of King/Queen of Atlanteans . Long dead Atlanteans
74 pyramid crystals guarded by soul-stealing prism
75 Beelzebub It has been trapped here by a mystic seal on the secret door by the William Shakespeare and seeks revenge.
76 Clearly a room once built by the Atlanteans culture.
77 Contains various instruments of cryptography
78 Disused cryptography room. the Queen of the Big Wheel was having experiments conducted until capture of the Candy-Floss Prince made them unnecessary.
leapoard men assassin seeking the Candy-Floss Prince
79 Disused cryptography room d4 scamp rats
80 Disused cryptography room Blood, remains of scamp rats
81 d8 scamp rats
82 Statue of the Almighty Ronald McDonald
83 d10 gummi bear marines plus Mr Cramps, the sock warden
84 the Queen of the Big Wheel d4 fanatic big wheel attendants a loose screw sets the whole wheel tumbling down experimenting with pure love. Huge dead baby unicorn conceals secret door.
85 Cage containing mechanical model of universe, rotating planets into proper position for the day opens secret door in room 31, rotating them onto the Queen of the Big Wheel 's birthday opens secret door in room 32
86 Pool of olive oil
87 the Candy-Floss Prince just escaped, hiding from the assassin in room 78.
-missing front horse legs from mosaic in room 3
88 Walls carved with scenes dedicated to the Almighty Ronald McDonald depicting members of the following professions: waiter coiffeur astronaut--all kneeling
Careful inspection reveals that carving is not wholly original and the figures have been repurposed. There is a monster with a huge mouth where the secret door to 73-76 is.
Posted by Gavin Norman at 01:11